Salary Death Certificate

Every month it arrives. Every month it doesn't make it. Enter what lands and what leaves, and we'll establish the time of death — issued as an official certificate with an ECG that flatlines.

Monthly take-home

₹

What actually lands in your account. Not CTC — we both know CTC is fiction.

Salary lands on the

1st

31st

3Lifestyle — the murder weapon

Enter your take-home first, then pick a lifestyle to auto-fill.

What leaves every month

🏠 Rent

₹

🏦 EMIs / loans

₹

💡 Bills & utilities

₹

🍔 Food & delivery

₹

🎉 Going out

₹

🛍️ Shopping

₹

A joke about a real feeling. Arithmetic on figures you entered, nothing stored, nothing predicted. Not financial advice.

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