Salary Death Certificate
Every month it arrives. Every month it doesn't make it. Enter what lands and what leaves, and we'll establish the time of death — issued as an official certificate with an ECG that flatlines.
Monthly take-home
What actually lands in your account. Not CTC — we both know CTC is fiction.
Salary lands on the
1st
31st
Enter your take-home first, then pick a lifestyle to auto-fill.
What leaves every month
A joke about a real feeling. Arithmetic on figures you entered, nothing stored, nothing predicted. Not financial advice.
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